These Outrageous Pacifiers Make Fun Baby Gifts!

Okay, I can’t believe as super practical as I am that I’m even suggesting giving a gift with so much frivolity.  For me, baby gifts are meant to be cute, affordable and useful, and if I can get a great deal then that’s a gift for me.  But, hey, every now and then you just have to throw caution to the wind and do something different.  It’s only money, right?! If you want your gift to be the most talked about at the baby shower, then these over-the-top pacifiers will definitely say a mouthful.

Junior’s First Grill

Most parents are looking for baby’s first tooth…not baby’s first GOLD tooth!  But, here it is in all it’s shiny glory.

Bling Bling

You can’t get much more bling on a pacifier than this one from Aristabrat.  Featured at The Corner Stork, it puts a precious plenty of platinum and hundreds of Austrian Strauss crystals in your baby’s mouth.  Who says a baby needs to be born with a silver spoon in his mouth when he can have this?!  For those with deep pockets or big egos, this is the baby gift for you.  There’ll be nothing else like it at the shower.

Mute Button

If only it lasted for longer.  Placing this pacifier in baby’s mouth will keep ‘em quiet and have fun doing it.  This one gives Mom the gift of peace and quiet–even if it’s just for a little while.

Pimp

There’s nothing more to be said.  Place it in baby’s mouth, and his or her first words will be “I’m straight pimpin’ Mama!”  But, what the heck.  It’s good for a few laughs.

Baby Teeth

Her expression says it all.  Do you think she really knows how crazy she looks with this pacifier in her mouth?!  How could anybody do that to such a sweet baby girl?

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